QUOTABLES FROM “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH SETH MEYERS” – MARCH 10, 2012

“WEEKEND UPDATE” ANCHOR SETH MEYERS – “Mitt Romney won a key victory in the Ohio Super Tuesday primary, narrowly beating Rick Santorum by just one percent – specifically, THE one percent.” MEYERS – “Despite only winning the Super Tuesday primary in Georgia, Newt Gingrich vowed Read More …

QUOTABLES FROM “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH SETH MEYERS” – MARCH 3, 2012

“WEEKEND UPDATE” ANCHOR SETH MEYERS – “While campaigning at the Daytona 500 this past weekend, Mitt Romney may have hurt his image when he said that he doesn’t “closely” follow the race but he does have friends who are “NASCAR team owners.” It also didn’t Read More …

QUOTABLES FROM “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH SETH MEYERS” OCTOBER 15, 2011

“WEEKEND UPDATE” ANCHOR SETH MEYERS – The White House on Thursday made its first attack on Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign, saying that on many issues Romney is “stunningly inconsistent” on issues like health care and taxes. Romney fired back, calling the charges “absolutely false” as Read More …

QUOTABLES FROM “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH SETH MEYERS” OCTOBER 1, 2011

“WEEKEND UPDATE” ANCHOR SETH MEYERS – “After claiming for months that he did not want to run for President, insiders are now saying that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is reconsidering that decision. Promising to do one thing then doing the opposite? Sounds pretty Presidential.” Read More …

QUOTABLES FROM “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH SETH MEYERS” MAY 7, 2011

“WEEKEND UPDATE” ANCHOR SETH MEYERS – “Well, somewhere, high above us, there are 72 super bummed out virgins.” MEYERS – “The White House on Tuesday revealed that Osama Bin Laden was not armed when Navy SEALS found him, but they say he did resist them. Read More …

QUOTABLES FROM “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH SETH MEYERS” MARCH 12, 2011

“WEEKEND UPDATE” ANCHOR SETH MEYERS – “During a conference on bullying held at the White House on Thursday, President Obama revealed that he had been picked on as a boy by schoolmates who said his ears were too large and his name was funny. Or Read More …