QUOTABLES FROM “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH SETH MEYERS” JANUARY 8, 2011

“WEEKEND UP DATE” ANCHOR SETH MEYERS – “On Wednesday outgoing Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi transferred power to her successor John Boehner, and in a rare sign of affection between the rivals — Look out Nancy! He’s got a hammer.” MEYERS – “The Republican Read More …

QUOTABLES FROM “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH SETH MEYERS” DECEMBER 18, 2010

“WEEKEND UPDATE” ANCHOR SETH MEYERS – “Earlier today, “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” was repealed in a landmark Senate vote.  Sixty-five Senators voting “yea” and 31 voting ‘I’m old.’” MEYERS – “Julian Assange, the founder of WikiLeaks, was freed on bail Thursday and sent to stay Read More …

QUOTABLES FROM “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH SETH MEYERS” OCTOBER 2, 2010

“WEEKEND UP DATE” ANCHOR SETH MEYERS – “North Korean leader Kim Jong Il on Monday promoted his son Kim Jong Un to the rank of general, a sign that he will succeed his father as the country’s ruler. Much to the chagrin of Kim Jong Read More …

QUOTABLES FROM “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH SETH MEYERS” MARCH 6, 2010

“WEEKEND UPDATE” ANCHOR SETH MEYERS – “During his weekly internet address this morning President Obama said of Health Care Reform, “I know it has been a long and hard road to this point. And we are not finished with our journey just yet. But we Read More …