QUOTABLES FROM “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH SETH MEYERS” OCTOBER 1, 2011

“WEEKEND UPDATE” ANCHOR SETH MEYERS – “After claiming for months that he did not want to run for President, insiders are now saying that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is reconsidering that decision. Promising to do one thing then doing the opposite? Sounds pretty Presidential.” Read More …

QUOTABLES FROM “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH SETH MEYERS” MARCH 12, 2011

“WEEKEND UPDATE” ANCHOR SETH MEYERS – “During a conference on bullying held at the White House on Thursday, President Obama revealed that he had been picked on as a boy by schoolmates who said his ears were too large and his name was funny. Or Read More …

QUOTABLES FROM “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH SETH MEYERS” DECEMBER 18, 2010

“WEEKEND UPDATE” ANCHOR SETH MEYERS – “Earlier today, “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” was repealed in a landmark Senate vote.  Sixty-five Senators voting “yea” and 31 voting ‘I’m old.’” MEYERS – “Julian Assange, the founder of WikiLeaks, was freed on bail Thursday and sent to stay Read More …

UPCOMING GUESTS ON THE “LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN” ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK (Oct. 21-Nov. 3)

Monday through Friday, 11:35 PM-12:37 AM, ET/PT (*Denotes changes and/or additions to previous schedule (n) Denotes new broadcast) Thursday, Oct. 21                    Actor Bruce Willis; musical guests will.i.am and Nicki Minaj Friday, Oct. 22                         Actor Joaquin Phoenix; musical guest Tom Jones Monday, Oct. 25                      NBA commentator Read More …