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QUOTABLES FROM “LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON” JUNE 4 – JUNE 8, 2012

June 11, 2012 by · Leave a Comment 

Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! Hey, did you hear about this? On Friday, President Obama spent the night at his home in Chicago for the first time in over a year. It was nice – he even went down to the basement and dusted off some old campaign promises.

That’s right, Obama spent the night at his home in Chicago. Of course it got awkward when he left and his housekeeper was like, “Sooo, see you after the election?”

Everybody’s talking about this. Soda drinkers in New York are angry about a plan that would ban the sale of sodas larger than 16 ounces. Today, I saw a picket line that stretched six blocks. It was only made up of three people, but still.

This is cool. Over the weekend, the UK celebrated Queen Elizabeth’s Diamond Jubilee, marking her 60th year on the throne. Yeah, she’s spent 60 years on the throne – just like my dad the first time he ate Indian food.

I saw that Joe Biden’s daughter got married this weekend in a ceremony that incorporated Jewish traditions. Of course, Biden wouldn’t wear the yarmulke ‘til they put a propeller on top.

Here’s some celebrity news. Hugh Hefner is back together with his fiancée, Crystal Harris, one year after she called off their wedding. It’s like they say: “If you love something, let it go… if it comes back to you, it probably ran out of money and remembered you were a billionaire.”

And finally, I heard that this weekend, seven monkeys were stolen from a zoo in Poland. You know, so they could begin shooting Season 6 of “Jersey Shore.”

Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! Hey, here some campaign news. Mitt Romney has been giving his volunteers a free sweatshirt for making phone calls on his behalf. The sweatshirts are just like Romney – 100% reversible.

Did you guys see this? Yesterday President Obama gave Bon Jovi a ride to New York City on Air Force One. That makes sense – Bon Jovi’s living on a prayer, while Obama’s campaigning on one.

Yeah, actually, a new survey found that Mitt Romney is ahead of President Obama among voters who make 36 to 90 thousand dollars. Or as Romney put it, (COCKY) “Psh –and they said I can’t connect with the poor…”

Check this out. New York is considering a law that would keep people out of jail if they are caught with small amounts of marijuana. Which explains why stoners are like (STONER) “It’s the cops! Hide…most of the weed!”

Get this, you guys. Last week, a 3-year-old was kicked off an Alaska Airlines flight because he was crying. Yeah, the incident is raising a lot of questions – like, “Why am I not flying only Alaska Airlines?” (That sounds fantastic! Get out of here, fly somewhere else!)

This isn’t good. A new report found that architects in Las Vegas have one of the highest unemployment rates in the country. Yeah, the architects are getting desperate – now strip clubs are like, (ANNOUNCER) “Please welcome to the stage… Eugene from the Polytechnic Institute!”

Listen to this. A recent study found that sleeping in the same bed as someone else can help you live longer. Which explains the news that the cast of “Jersey Shore” is actually 300 years old.

Guys this is a true story – a man in Florida running for Congress has legally changed his name to “VoteForEddie.com.” Yeah, his opponent is also going by a new name: “The Guy Who Won.”

And finally, last week, Justin Bieber suffered a mild concussion after he walked into a glass window in Paris. Or as the glass window put it, “Oh my God – Justin Bieber just touched me!!!”

Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! Hey, here’s a big election story, you guys. It’s being reported that Mitt Romney’s personal Hotmail account has been hacked. Yeah, Hotmail. Even Ron Paul was like, “Get with it, you old geezer!”

Speaking of Mitt Romney, his campaign is in the news for misspelling several words on his promotional items. Today, Romney issued a press release that said, “I’ll get to the bottom of this, or my name isn’t Malt Ramrod.”

Hey, you guys may have noticed this. The weather in the northeast has been unseasonably cold this week. Yeah, people here are still waiting for the heat to show up – you know, just like basketball fans in Miami.

This is interesting. A new study found that optimistic people live longer than pessimists. Or as pessimists put it, “I knew it.”

Hey, I want to wish a happy 56th birthday to tennis great Bjorn Borg! Yeah, I got him a gift card to his favorite store – Bjest Buy.

Some business news. Pizza Hut is trying to compete with Subway by coming out with a new sandwich called a P’Zolo. Yeah, “P’Zolo.” As in, “I’m not feeling too good. I just ate a P’Zolo.”

Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! Here’s some campaign news. Mitt Romney’s non-stop Secret Service protection is apparently bothering the people who live near his beach house. Romney had a lot of questions about the complaint, such as, “Which beach house?”

I saw that President Obama’s campaign is spending 12 million dollars on a one-minute commercial hitting Mitt Romney’s business record. Though Obama’s made some bad business moves too – like spending 12 million dollars on a one-minute commercial.

Some more political news. Former GOP candidate Rick Santorum said he’s planning to make a big announcement tomorrow. Yeah, it’ll probably be something really huge – like, “Hello shoppers, we’ve got a 2-for-1 sale on Tide in aisle five!”

Hey, I want to say Happy 54th Birthday to Prince! Or as he prefers to be called, “The Artist Formerly Known as 53.”

This isn’t good. The dating website eHarmony announced that 1.5 million profile passwords have been stolen. That’s scary – can you imagine someone pretending to be the person you were pretending to be?

You guys, this weekend is the 66th annual Tony Awards! Or as it’s more commonly known, “‘Glee’ for old people.”

Here’s some good economic news. Yesterday, the Dow gained almost 300 points to have its best day of the year. Yeah, 300 points – which explains why today, the Heat tried to trade LeBron for the Dow.

You hear about this? The founder of USA Today recently referred to Donald Trump as a “clown.” Yeah, even clowns were like, “Are you kidding? That guy’s hair is ridiculous.”

Here’s some local news. New York is launching a five-million-dollar campaign to replace the heart in the “I Love NY” logo. Yeah, five million dollars to replace a heart – or as Dick Cheney calls that, “a bargain.”

And finally, I read that the first woman to receive silicone breast implants back in 1962 recently turned 80 years old. Of course, by now, her breast implants are down by her knee implants.

Welcome to Late Night Jimmy Fallon! Hey, here’s some political news. Yesterday on CNN, Bill Clinton said he’s “very sorry” for going against President Obama’s campaign messages. Obama said it was humbling to hear Clinton apologize – then Hillary was like, “Trust me, you get used to it.”

Speaking of President Obama, this weekend his daughter, Sasha, will turn 11 years old. Yeah, Sasha didn’t ask Obama for a present – you know, cuz she’s still waiting for him to deliver the gifts he promised three birthdays ago.

This is weird. There are reports that Mitt Romney used to dress up as a police officer in high school and pull over drivers for speeding. Of course, people knew something was up when they noticed they were being pulled over by a limo.

This is interesting. For the first time ever, more than half of all senior citizens in the U.S. are using the Internet. Or as AOL put it, “We’re back, baby!!!”

That’s right, half of all senior citizens are using the Internet. Yeah, I read that when my grandma sent the entire story to me in the subject line of an email.

I saw that a high school in Maryland is reprinting eight thousand diplomas because of a spelling error. Which is good, cuz nobody wants to be in the “graduating ass of 2012.”

Everyone’s talking about this. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo wants to decriminalize the possession of small amounts of marijuana. You can tell he’s serious –today he issued instructions on how to turn the Big Apple into a bong with some tinfoil and a Swiss Army Knife.

Some international news. On Wednesday, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un spoke at a rally for more than 20 thousand children. Yep, he said if the kids just buckle down and study hard, they can be anything he wants them to be.

I read that this week, several prison inmates here in New York graduated from college. So I guess there are some people who want to be in the “graduating ass of 2012.”

And finally, a company in Missouri is selling a glazed donut-flavored vodka. Which explains why last night I got like 20 drunk-dials from New Jersey Governor Chris Christie.

‘LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON’ LISTINGS (June 5-15, 2012)

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Tuesday, June 5 Guests include Michael Fassbender, Sean Parker and Shawn Fawning, Callie Thorne and musical guest The Walkman. Show 0647

**Wednesday, June 6 Guests include Julianne Hough, Colin Hanks and comedian Bob Marley. Leon Redbone sits in with The Roots. Show 0648

**Thursday, June 7 Guests include Chris Rock, Cat Deeley, Mario Gutierrez and musical guest Carly Rae Jepsen. Show 0649

Friday, June 8 Guests include Ben Stiller, Anthony Bourdain and musical guest Japandroids. Show 0650

Monday, June 11 Guests include Keira Knightley, Eric Andre, Activision’s ‘Call of Duty: Black Ops 2’ and musical guest Glen Hansard. Show 0651

Tuesday, June 12 Guests include Maggie Gyllenhaal, Andy Cohen, Microsoft’s ‘Halo 4’ and musical guest Alejandro Escovedo. Show 0652

Wednesday, June 13 Guests include Ice-T, Lena Dunham, Sony’s ‘The Last of Us’ and musical guest Norah Jones. Matt Guitar Murphy sits in with The Roots. Show 0653.

Thursday, June 14 Guests include Paul Giamatti, Patrick J. Adams, EA’s ‘Madden NFL 2013’ and musical guest Dukes of September. Show 0654

Friday, June 15 Guests include Adam Sandler, The Guys from RecordSetter and Nintendo’s Wii U Console Demo. Show 0655

These listings are subject to change.

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‘LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON’ LISTINGS (May 25-June 8, 2012)

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Friday, May 25 Guests include Bill Hader, Kareem Adbul Jabbar, Joshua Topolsky and musical guest Lambchop. Show 0645

Monday, May 28 Repeat: Guests include Amy Poehler, Daniel Dae Kim and musical guest Lady Antebellum. (OAD: 5/2/12)

Tuesday, May 29 Repeat: Guests include Cameron Diaz, Michael Phelps and musical guest Of Monsters and Men. (OAD: 5/8/12)

Wednesday, May 30 Repeat: Guests include President Barack Obama and musical guest Dave Matthews. (OAD: 4/24/12)

Thursday, May 31 Repeat: Guests include Will Ferrell, Ellie Kemper and musical guest AWOLNATION. (OAD: 5/10/12)

Friday, June 1 Repeat: Guests include Stephen Colbert, Nick Cannon and musical guest Big K.R.I.T. (OAD: 5/11/12)

**Monday, June 4 Guests include Jason Schwartzman, Angie Harmon and musical guest Regina Spektor. Show 0646

**Tuesday, June 5 Guests include Michael Fassbender, Sean Parker and Shawn Fawning, Callie Thorne and musical guest The Walkman. Show 0647

**Wednesday, June 6 Guests include Julianne Hough and Colin Hanks. Leon Redbone sits in with The Roots. Show 0648

**Thursday, June 7 Guests include Chris Rock, Cat Deely and musical guest Carly Rae Jepsen. Show 0649

**Friday, June 8 Guests include Ben Stiller, Anthony Bourdain and musical guest Japandroids. Show 0650

‘LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON’ LISTINGS (May 16-24, 2012)

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Wednesday, May 16 Guests include Taylor Kitsch, Tony Hale and Joe Machi. Show 0638

**Thursday, May 17 Guests include Arsenio Hall, Maggie Q and musical guest Paul Weller. Show 0639

Friday, May 18 Guests include Tom Selleck, Krysten Ritter and musical guest Garbage. Show 0640

Monday, May 21 Guests include John Lithgow, Miranda Cosgrove and musical guest Slash. Show 0641

Tuesday, May 22 Guests include Anderson Cooper, John Mayer and musical guest The Afghan Whigs. John Mayer sits in with The Roots. Show 0642

Wednesday, May 23 Guests include Edie Falco and Penn & Teller. Show 0643

Thursday, May 24 Guests include Will Smith, Bill Paxton and musical guest Ronnie Dunn. Stone Gossard and Shawn Smith sit in with The Roots. Show 0644.

Friday, May 25 Guests include Bill Hader, Kareem Adbul Jabbar, Joshua Topolsky and musical guest Lambchop. Show 0645

These listings are subject to change.

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“LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON” LISTINGS (May 8-18, 2012)

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Tuesday, May 8 Guests include Cameron Diaz, Michael Phelps and musical guest Of Monsters and Men. Show 0632

Wednesday, May 9 Guests include Howard Stern, Brooklyn Decker and Giada De Laurentiis. Mick Taylor sits in with The Roots. Show 0633

Thursday, May 10 Guests include Will Ferrell, Ellie Kemper and musical guest Awolnation. Show 0634

Friday, May 11 Guests include Stephen Colbert, Nick Cannon and musical guest Big K.R.I.T. Show 0635

Monday, May 14 Guests include Gordon Ramsay, Willie Nelson, Jeff Musial and musical guest Willie Nelson. Show 0636

Tuesday, May 15 Guests include Mariska Hargitay, Nick DiPaolo and musical guest Tenacious D. Show 0637

Wednesday, May 16 Guests include Taylor Kitsch and Tony Hale. Pat Martino sits in with The Roots. Show 0638

Thursday, May 17 Guests include Arsenio Hall and musical guest Paul Weller. Show 0639

Friday, May 18 Guests include Tom Selleck, Krysten Ritter and musical guest Garbage. Show 0640

These listings are subject to change.

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‘LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON’ LISTINGS (May 3-11, 2012)

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Thursday, May 3 Guests include Martha Stewart, Carson Daly and Dave Waite. Show 0629

Friday, May 4 Guests include Nathan Fillion, Taran Killam, Retta Sirleaf and musical guest Kathleen Edwards. Show 0630

Monday, May 7 Guests include Jennifer Connelly, Brian Wilson & Mike Love and musical guest The Beach Boys. Show 0631

Tuesday, May 8 Guests include Cameron Diaz, Michael Phelps and musical guest Of Monsters and Men. Show 0632

Wednesday, May 9 Guests include Howard Stern, Brooklyn Decker and Giada De Laurentiis. Mick Taylor sits in with The Roots. Show 0633

Thursday, May 10 Guests include Will Ferrell, Ellie Kemper and musical guest Awolnation. Show 0634

Friday, May 11 Guests include Stephen Colbert, Nick Cannon and musical guest Big K.R.I.T. Show 0635

These listings are subject to change.

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‘LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON’ LISTINGS (April 25-May 4, 2012)

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uesday, April 24 Guests include President Barack Obama and musical guest Dave Matthews. Show 0622

Wednesday, April 25 Guests include the cast of “30 Rock,” Reverend Al Sharpton and Caroline Manzo. Show 0623

Thursday, April 26 Guests include Jason Segel, Leelee Sobieski, CC Sabathia and The Lucas Brothers. Kool & The Gang horn section sits in with The Roots. Show 0624

Friday, April 27 Guests include Matthew Broderick, Serena Williams and musical guest Nick Lowe. Show 0625

Monday, April 30 Guests include Chris Evans, Allison Williams and musical guest Tom Morello featuring Ben Harper. Show 0626

Tuesday, May 1 Guests include Mark Ruffalo, Mario Batali, Steve & JoAnn Ward and musical guest Santigold. Show 0627

Wednesday, May 2 Guests include Amy Poehler, Daniel Dae Kim and musical guest Lady Antebellum. Show 0628

Thursday, May 3 Guests include Carson Daly. Show 0629

Friday, May 4 Guests include Nathan Fillon, Taran Killam and musical guest Kathleen Edwards. Show 0630

These listings are subject to change.

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QUOTABLES FROM “LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON” APRIL 9-APRIL 13, 2012

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“How are you guys feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, everyone! That’s the type of energy I love right there. That’s awesome. Hey, did any of you guys see this? Over the weekend, Mitt Romney was actually spotted bodyboarding in California. Yeah, Romney would have gone surfing, but you know – he hates standing for something.”

“That’s right, Romney used a bodyboard. Marking the one-billionth time the words ‘Romney’ and ‘bored’ have appeared in the same sentence.”

“Actually, it turned out there weren’t enough waves that day, so he asked Newt Gingrich to do a cannonball.”

“Hey, yesterday was Easter, but listen to this — the price of Easter ham actually went up this year. Yeah, mostly because 90 percent of the country’s pigs were destroyed by angry birds.”

“Hey, here’s some election news. Today, Joe Biden launched a new Twitter account to give supporters updates from the campaign trail. Like his most recent update: ‘They still won’t let me go on the campaign trail.’”

“Check this out. This weekend, a zoo in Oregon is planning a 50th birthday party for an elephant. Yeah, it’s gonna be a fun party – they even hired a clown to make balloon humans.”

“I just saw this. Over the weekend, “The Lion King” became the highest-grossing Broadway musical of all time. In fact, the producers are so rich, they were able to buy two tickets to see “Book of Mormon.” (Isn’t that cool? They can afford it now.)

“Hey, get this. It turns out that a sperm donor in the UK may have single-handedly fathered 600 children. Yeah, and I MEAN single-handedly.”

“Finally, you guys, Kim Kardashian’s brother-in-law, Lamar Odom, is leaving the Dallas Mavericks after just four months. When they heard that he was bailing on his commitment so soon, Kim was like, ‘Hey, I guess he really IS one of us!’”

“How are you guys feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! Hey, some major election news, you guys. Today in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, Rick Santorum officially dropped out of the Republican race. Yeah, Gettysburg was a great choice cuz, you know – he should’ve dropped out four score and seven years ago.”

“Oh man, this is exciting for New York. The Mets have started the season with four straight wins. I don’t wanna say it’s surprising, but today, the Mets tested themselves for steroids.”

“Hey, tonight on the show, we have Jane Goodall, I love Jane Goodall. Jane Goodall is the world’s top expert on chimpanzees! Which is why I’m hoping she can tell us what to expect on Season 6 of ‘Jersey Shore!’”

“Did you see this? Police in Chicago arrested a man for robbing a Radio Shack by tracking him with the GPS device that he stole. Radio Shack couldn’t believe it – they were like ‘Something we sell actually works??’”

“This was nice. Yesterday President Obama played basketball with a few dozen kids at the White House. You guys see that? It got awkward when Biden came over and was like, “Let’s hustle these fools, ‘White Men Can’t Jump’ style!’”

“This is crazy. There’s apparently a 102-year-old man in New York who still works as a valet parking attendant. It’s not easy—every time he parks a car, he has to pull over three times for a bathroom break.”

“You can tell he’s old—when you tip him a 5, he’s like, ‘Hey, it’s my old roommate Abe Lincoln!’”

“Listen to this. I heard that Ikea is building a new 27-acre village, a whole village, near London. Of course, it’ll be annoying when they’re almost finished and realize that the box is missing six roofs and a street.”

“And finally, I saw that 48-year-old actress Lisa Rinna is the new spokesperson for Depends adult diapers. Yeah, the story wasn’t supposed to get out, but it leaked.”

“How are you guys feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! You guys, I’m so excited – lots of things to get to, tonight on the show we have James Cameron, the director of ‘Titanic’ and ‘Avatar!’ Which explains why tonight’s show just went 200 million dollars over budget.”

“Hey, here’s a 2012 election update here. It turns out that Newt Gingrich’s campaign wrote a 500-dollar check to participate in the Utah primary, but it bounced. It’s true, even M.C. Hammer is like, ‘Manage your money, bro.’”

“Some more election news. Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal announced that he is supporting Mitt Romney for president. Yeah, Jindal said he couldn’t think of a better way to show his support, than waiting ‘til Romney was the only guy left.”

“Get this. After dropping out of the GOP race, Rick Santorum emailed his supporters to ask for help paying off his campaign debt. So if you believe in his message of responsible spending and no handouts – just give him a handout to cover all his irresponsible spending.”

“Hey, I read that Harvard Law School will soon offer a class called ‘Understanding Obama.’ While Barnum and Bailey Clown College will offer a class called ‘Understanding Biden.’”

“Some TV news. Last night was the premiere of a new reality show on Lifetime, about single women looking for love on cruise ships. Seriously? That doesn’t sound like a reality show – that sounds like a ‘Dateline NBC’ murder investigation.”

“Listen to this. A man in Maryland was arrested for selling marijuana out of an ice cream truck. You could kind of tell – instead of playing the normal ice cream truck song, they just blasted a Phish bootleg tape from 1996.”

“Hey you guys hear about this? You probably have, there’s talk that the CW is coming out with a new TV show similar to ‘The Hunger Games.’ Not to be confused with their other show based on hunger – ‘America’s Next Top Model.’”

“And finally, a new study found that 61 percent of Americans admit to being addicted to the Internet. While the rest said, ‘Not now, I’m on the Internet.’”

“How are you feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! Hey, here’s an election update. Yesterday in Rhode Island, Mitt Romney said that quote ‘everybody’ is on his list for a running mate. When asked if that included Sarah Palin, Romney was like, ‘Maybe everybody is the wrong word.’”

“Did you see this? Yesterday, Newt Gingrich gave a campaign speech at a senior center, scheduled between a Jazzercise class and a bingo game. That’s when you know you’re in trouble – when your campaign speech is the least exciting thing happening at a senior center.”

“That’s right, Newt Gingrich gave a speech at a senior center. Or as audience members put it, ‘Unplug me.’”

“Gingrich spoke to seniors, right before the bingo game. Which was awkward, cuz one of the bingo players turned out to be Ron Paul.”

“Hey, I want to say happy happy birthday to David Letterman, who turned 65 years old today! I don’t wanna say he’s getting old, but today, he read the Top Ten reasons to get off his lawn.”

“And finally, I read that Virgin America is launching its own TV channel. Not to be confused with that other virgin channel, the SyFy network.”

“How are you guys feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, everybody! You guys, today is Friday the 13th! And if you don’t believe this day is bad luck – just ask North Korea how that rocket launch went.”

“Did you read about that? North Korea launched a rocket this morning, but it broke apart in the air seconds after its launch. Or as Kim Jong Un put it, ‘That’s the last time I buy a rocket from Ikea!’”

“Hey, here’s some political news. Today President Obama tried to improve ties with Latin America by announcing new trade initiatives. Meanwhile, Joe Biden tried to improve ties with Latin America by wearing his Dora the Explorer backpack. (“Do you know where the White House is?’”)

“Speaking of President Obama, a recent poll found that Obama is leading Mitt Romney by 11 points in Romney’s home state. In response, Romney was like, ‘Wait, are we talking about beach home, lake home, or regular home?’”

“This is important, you guys. Since April 15 is on a Sunday this year, the IRS has extended the tax deadline until Tuesday the 17th. When Wesley Snipes heard that, he was like, ‘Got it – Tuesday the never!’”

“This isn’t good. Yesterday, a TV station in Colorado mistakenly aired porn instead of Good Morning America. Or as Good Morning America put it, ‘Hey, we finally beat the Today show!’”

“Hey, check this out. This weekend is the launch of America’s first professional Ultimate Frisbee league. Yeah, it’s the only sport where players get tested to make SURE they use drugs.”

“That’s right, it’s the launch of pro Ultimate Frisbee, starting with the Rhode Island Rampage playing the Connecticut Constitution. And ending with Walmart’s manager telling them to leave the parking lot.”

“And finally, this is unbelievable…last night, Newark Mayor Cory Booker rescued a woman trapped inside a burning house. Not to be outdone, Governor Chris Christie rescued a Tostito that fell in his artichoke dip.”

‘LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON’ LISTINGS

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**Monday, April 2 Guests include Jeff Goldblum, Jim Breuer and Emeril Lagasse. Show 0612

Tuesday, April 3 Guests include Regis Philbin, Rachel Dratch and musical guest Dr. John featuring Dan Auerbach Show 0613

Wednesday, April 4 Guests include Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Alyson Hannigan and musical guest Pegi Young. Show 0614

Thursday, April 5 Guests include Sofia Vergara, Judd Apatow and musical guest Walk The Moon. Show 0615

Friday, April 6 Guests include Guy Pearce, Eugene Levy and musical guest Future. Show 0616

**Monday, April 9 Guests include Kevin Kline, Steve Harvey and musical guest Pulp. Seun Kuti sits in with The Roots. Show 0617

**Tuesday, April 10 Guests include Christina Applegate, Jane Goodall and musical guest White Rabbits. Show 0618

**Wednesday, April 11 Guests include Joel McHale, Kiernan Shipka and musical guest The Ting Tings. Lenny Williams sits in with The Roots. Show 0619

**Thursday, April 12 Guests include Tina Fey, John Slattery and David Chang. Show 0620

**Friday, April 13 Musical guest The Fray. Show 0621

These listings are subject to change.

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‘LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON’ LISTINGS (March 20-30, 2012)

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Tuesday, March 20 Guests include Jon Hamm, Rachael Harris and musical guest Marcus Foster. Melanie Fiona sits in with The Roots. Show 0603

Wednesday, March 21 Guests include Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Jericho and Wendy Liebman. Show 0604

Thursday, March 22 Guests include Candice Bergen, Fergie, Jeff Musial and musical guest Sleeper Agent. Show 0605

Friday, March 23 Guests include Christian Slater, Bethenny Frankel and musical guest Dr. Dog. Show 0606

Monday, March 26 Guests include Sam Worthington, Casey Wilson and musical guest Swervedriver. Show 0607

Tuesday, March 27 Guests include Shaquille O’Neal, Lily Collins and musical guest Andrew Bird. Show 0608

**Wednesday, March 28 Guests include Aziz Ansari, Ana Gasteyer and Wolfgang Puck. Show 0609

Thursday, March 29 Guests include Susan Sarandon, Adriana Lima, Patrizio and musical guest Patrizio. Show 0610

**Friday, March 30. Guests include Greta Gerwig and musical guest Ed Sheeran. Show 0611

These listings are subject to change.

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