“LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON” LISTINGS (February 8-16, 2012)
February 8, 2012 by J!-ENT · Leave a Comment
*Wednesday, February 8 Guests include Vanessa Hudgens, Victor Cruz and musical guest Of Montreal. Show 0584
Thursday, February 9 Guests include Zooey Deschanel, Chris Hardwick and musical guest Primus. Show 0585
**Friday, February 10 Guests include Dwayne Johnson, Katharine McPhee and Neal Brennan. Victor Wooten sits in with The Roots. Show 0586
Monday, February 13 Guests include Nicolas Cage, Curt Schilling and John Besh. Show 0587
**Tuesday, February 14 Guests include Donald Trump, Idris Elba and musical guest Jake Owen. Show 0588
**Wednesday, February 15 Guests include Greg Kinnear, Poppy Montgomery and musical guest The Drums. Show 0589
**Thursday, February 16 Guests include Maya Rudolph and musical guest Young Jeezy featuring Ne-Yo. Show 0590Friday, February 17 Guests include Ricky Gervais, Thandie Newton and musical guest Sinead O’Connor. Show 0591
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“LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON” LISTINGS (February 2-10, 2012)
February 3, 2012 by J!-ENT · Leave a Comment
Thursday, February 2 From Indianapolis guests include Taylor Lautner, Adam Levine, Drew Brees and musical guest Nas. Special guest announcer Michael Strahan. Show 0580
Friday, February 3 From Indianapolis guests include Snoop Dogg, Shaquille O’Neal and musical guest Fitz and The Tantrums. Special guest announcer Bob Costas. Show 0581
Sunday, February 5 From Indianapolis “Jimmy Fallon’s Super Bowl Special” guests include Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg and musical guest Flo Rida.
Monday, February 6 Repeat: TBD
Tuesday, February 7 Guests include Harry Connick Jr., Kellan Lutz, Jon Glaser and musical guest The Cranberries. Show 0582
Wednesday, February 8 Guests include Vanessa Hudgens and musical guest Of Montreal. Show 0583
Thursday, February 9 Guests include Zooey Deschanel, Chris Hardwick and musical guest Primus. Show 0584
Friday, February 10 Guests include Dwayne Johnson, Katharine McPhee and Neal Brennan. Victor Wooten sits in with The Roots. Show 0585
“LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON” LISTINGS (January 31-February 10, 2012)
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**Tuesday, January 31 Guests include Jack McBrayer, Gayle King, Jeff Musial and musical guest J.Cole. Show 0578.
Wednesday, February 1 From Indianapolis guests include Tracy Morgan, Tim Tebow and musical guest All American Rejects. Special guest announcer Deion Sanders. Show 0579
Thursday, February 2 From Indianapolis guests include Taylor Lautner, Adam Levine, Drew Brees and musical guest Nas. Special guest announcer Michael Strahan. Show 0580
Friday, February 3 From Indianapolis guests include Snoop Dogg, Shaquille O’Neal and musical guest Fitz and The Tantrums. Special guest announcer Bob Costas. Show 0581
**Sunday, February 5 From Indianapolis “Jimmy Fallon’s Super Bowl Special” guests include Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg and musical guest Flo Rida.
Monday, February 6 Repeat: TBD
Tuesday, February 7 Guests include Harry Connick Jr., Kellan Lutz, Jon Glaser and musical guest The Cranberries. Show 0582
Wednesday, February 8 Guests include Vanessa Hudgens and musical guest Of Montreal. Show 0583
Thursday, February 9 Guests include Zooey Deschanel, Chris Hardwick and musical guest Primus. Show 0584
Friday, February 10 Guests include Dwayne Johnson, Katharine McPhee and Neal Brennan. Victor Wooten sits in with The Roots. Show 0585
‘LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON’ LISTINGS (January 12-20, 2012)
January 12, 2012 by J!-ENT · Leave a Comment
Thursday, January 12 Guests include Daniel Radcliffe, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and musical guest Common. Show 0570
Friday, January 13 Guests include Queen Latifah, Miranda Cosgrove and John Mulaney. Meshell Ndegeocello sits in with The Roots. Show 0571
Monday, January 16 Guests include Liam Neeson, Piers Morgan and musical guest Chiddy Bang. Show 0572
**Tuesday, January 17 Guests include Kyra Sedgwick, Ndamukong Suh and musical guest Outasight. Show 0573
Wednesday, January 18 Guests include Bill Cosby, Anthony Mackie and musical guest Wale. Show 0574
Thursday, January 19 Guests include Ewan McGregor, Ask This Old House and musical guest The Avett Brothers. Show 0575
**Friday, January 20 Guests include Joan Rivers, Stacy Keibler and musical guest Cults. Show 0576
These listings are subject to change.
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“LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON” LISTINGS (January 3-13, 2012)
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**Tuesday, January 3 Guests include William H. Macy, Chris Gethard and musical guest Black Star. Show 0563
Wednesday, January 4 Guests include Ed Burns, Alexa Chung and Geoffrey Zakarian. Show 0564
**Thursday, January 5 Guests include Rachel Maddow and Fred Armisen. Show 0565
** Friday, January 6 Guests include David Duchovny and musical guest Wild Flag. David Murray sits in with The Roots. Show 0566
**Monday, January 9 Guests include Mark Wahlberg, Napoleon Dynamite and musical guest Glen Campbell. Show 0567
**Tuesday, January 10 Guests include Tina Fey and musical guest The War on Drugs. Show 0568
**Wednesday, January 11 Guests include Rosie O’Donnell and musical guest Robin Thicke. Show 0569
**Thursday, January 12 Guests include Daniel Radcliffe, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and musical guest Common. Show 0570
**Friday, January 13 Guests include Queen Latifah and Miranda Cosgrove. Meshell Ndegeocello sits in with The Roots. Show 0571
These listings are subject to change.
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“LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON’ LISTINGS (December 27, 2011-January 6, 2012)
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Tuesday, December 27 Repeat: Guests include Zac Efron, Method Man and musical guest Coldplay (OAD 12/7/11)
Wednesday, December 28 Repeat: Guests include Tom Cruise, Joshua Topolsky and musical guest Rufus Wainwright (OAD 12/20/11)
Thursday, December 29 Repeat: Guests include Helen Mirren, Damon Wayans, Jr. and musical guest Paul Simon (OAD 4/7/11)
Friday, December 30 Repeat: Guests include Robert De Niro, Bradley Cooper, Pauley Perrette and Chef Marcel Vigneron (OAD 3/18/11)
Monday, January 2 Repeat: Guests include Tina Fey, Tom Welling and musical guest Twin Shadow (OAD 5/5/11)
Tuesday, January 3 Guests include William H. Macy, Sean Avery and musical guest Black Star. Show 0563
Wednesday, January 4 Guests include Ed Burns, Alexa Chung and Geoffrey Zakarian. Show 0564
Thursday, January 5 Guests include Fred Armisen. Show 0565
Friday, January 6 Guests include David Duchovny, Chris Gethard and musical guest Wild Flag. David Murray sits in with The Roots. Show 0566
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QUOTABLES FROM “LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON” (DECEMBER 19 – DECEMBER 23, 2011)
December 27, 2011 by J!-ENT · Leave a Comment
“How are feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! Thank you I appreciate that. It’s good to be back we have a whole week of funny shows. Hey guys, huge international news, you guys. Kim Jong Il – you know, the crazy leader of North Korea who hate us? – well, he passed away over the weekend. And get this — his 28-year-old son, Kim Jong Un is taking over. It won’t be easy – he’s got some BIG women’s sunglasses to fill.”
“Hey guys, tomorrow is the first night of Hanukkah, and the White House already had its annual Hanukkah reception. Yeah, first Obama lit a menorah – then Biden made a wish and blew it out. (‘Somebody keep him away.’)”
“And this is nice. President Obama and his family just released their official Christmas Card, which features their dog Bo in front of a fireplace. Of course, when the Chinese president got his, he didn’t think it was a card – he thought it was a take-out menu.”
“Speaking of the holidays, the Salvation Army says that someone actually dropped a diamond ring into one of their donation kettles. Or as Kobe Bryant’s wife put it, ‘You’re welcome.’ (‘I won’t be needing that. That’s the end of that.’)”
“I read about a 94-year-old woman who recently died, and left 13 million dollars to her pet cat. You should have seen the cat’s face when he heard – it was like, (EMOTIONLESS, LICK PAW.)”
“This is weird. A man in Israel recently changed his name to Mark Zuckerberg. Which explains that guy’s new website, ‘Facebuchhhas.’ ‘Hey what did you write on my wailing wall?’ ‘There is no ‘like’ button, there’s an ‘eh’ button. Eh.’”
“Hey, this is pretty interesting. Scientists just discovered that rats can actually show compassion. Which explains why this morning on the subway, I saw a rat give up his seat to an older rat with shopping bags. (‘It was just sweet…’)”
“And finally, a man in Washington known as the ‘Fast Food Bandit’ was just arrested for robbing 12 Subway restaurants. But the good news is, when he gets to prison, they’ll be offering unlimited footlongs.”
“How are you guys feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! I’m so excited, you guys! It’s gonna be such a huge show – tonight we have Tom Cruise on the show! And tech expert Josh Topolsky! Yeah, you heard it right, ladies—tech expert Josh Topolsky.”
“Hey, did you see this? Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg apparently went hunting, killed a bison, nicknamed it ‘Billy,’ then mounted its head on a wall. Yeah, then Zuckerberg was like, (WIPE HANDS) ‘Anyone else wanna complain about the new Facebook Timeline?’”
“That’s right, Mark Zuckerberg killed a bison and mounted its head on the wall. Which explains why today, all my Farmville animals migrated to Friendster.”
“Get this. According to a new survey, the most annoying word of 2011 was ‘whatever.’ Which is why I always go with the much less annoying option: “Whatevsies.”
“I just read this. In honor of Christmas, a town in the UK held a reindeer race on Friday night. And of course, it happened to be RIGHT when my Grandma was crossing the street.”
“That’s right, there was a reindeer race on Friday. The runners included Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and the winner of the race—Mutumbe, the reindeer from Kenya.”
“And finally, I heard that the Kardashian family just released a special 3-D Christmas card. And this is nice – the card even plays Kim’s favorite Christmas song, ‘The 12 Days of Marriage.’”
“How are you guys feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! Christmas is just around the corner, and everyone’s traveling for the holidays. So get this — yesterday TSA workers sang ‘I Believe I Can Fly’ for passengers at LAX. And I thought this is cool – for JetBlue passengers, they sang ‘I Believe I Can Fly Six Hours Later Than I Was Supposed To.’”
“The TSA workers also sang ‘Deck the Halls’ — not to be confused with their normal song, ‘Check the Balls.’”
“Hey, here’s an election update. In a new interview, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said he advised Mitt Romney to be ‘edgier and bolder.’ Or as Romney put it, (REBELLIOUS) ‘Goodbye black socks, hello blue socks.’”
“Some sports news. The NCAA announced that Ohio State will be banned from bowl games for a year because of a bribery scandal involving players. Then Penn State was like, ‘Wait, but WE’RE still okay??’”
“Hey listen to this. I heard that Jay-Z and Kanye West were paid three million dollars each to perform at a sweet 16 party in Dubai. Well, I don’t want to brag, but when I was 16…I had my birthday at (COCKY) ‘The Ground Round.’”
“Some celebrity news. This week, Chaz Bono announced that he split up with his longtime girlfriend after six years together. Yeah, it’s a classic case of girl meets girl, girl becomes boy, then other girl who stayed a girl leaves boy slash ex-girl.”
“And finally, a man in Connecticut proposed to his girlfriend by spelling out the words ‘Will you marry me” in Christmas lights. It was a little awkward – before she could answer, the guy’s neighbor Bill was like, ‘YES! A thousand times, yes!’”
“Hey guys! Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon everybody! Christmas is almost here, you guys! I’m excited! And this nice is—yesterday President Obama bought about 200 dollars worth of Christmas presents at Best Buy. Then it got awkward when he asked the Geek Squad if they fix economies.”
“The New York Daily News reported that Obama bought the Wii game ‘Just Dance’ for his daughters, Sasha and Malia. Or in other words – the New York Daily News just ruined the fun of opening presents for Sasha and Malia.”
“I just saw this. A recent survey found that 40 percent of parents tell their kids Santa isn’t real after they turn eight years old. (WORRIED) While the rest aren’t total liars – right, Mom and Dad??”
“Speaking of Christmas, this is interesting…A new study found that Christmas is the best time to tell loved ones they are overweight. On the other hand, no it’s not.”
“In a new interview, President Obama was asked to describe Michelle, and he used the words ‘beautiful, smart, and funny.’ When asked how he picked those, he used the words, ‘she’s, sitting, and right-next-to-me.’”
“Speaking of Michelle Obama, A Wisconsin congressman is facing criticism after saying that Michelle Obama has a quote ‘large posterior.’ Though Michelle took it as a compliment when she heard the guy’s name: Congressman Mix-a-Lot.”
“And finally you guys, I heard that a White Castle in Indiana has actually started selling wine and beer. Really? You don’t go to White Castle and get wasted – you get wasted and then go to White Castle.”
“How are you guys feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! Hey, I can’t believe this is our final show of 2011. And on a serious note, I don’t write these jokes by myself. So I want to thank the people who make them possible – Charlie Sheen, the Kardashians, Herman Cain, and Anthony Weiner.”
“Here’s an election update. Yesterday in New Hampshire, Mitt Romney spent an hour knocking on doors, trying to meet with voters. While Rick Perry spent an hour knocking on doors, trying to remember which house was his.”
“Hey, Happy Birthday to Ryan Seacrest, who turns 37 years old this weekend! His party was kind of annoying – he was like ‘We’ll find out what people gave me – (POINT TO CAMERA) right after the cake.’”
“Check this out. This week, a man in Indiana was arrested for robbing a bank with a hot glue gun. It wasn’t that scary – he was like, ‘Nobody move! Or I’ll…plug in this glue gun, wait for it to heat up, and then, I don’t know—you know what, just arrest me. What am I doing this is silly.’”
“This is interesting. It turns out that 80 percent of all fake Christmas trees are made in China. Yeah, it’s a little weird when kids in China all gather ‘round the tree…to finish making the tree.”
“And finally, did you guys hear this? Kobe Bryant’s wife says he cheated on her with 105 women during their marriage. Which means after 104 women, she was like, ‘Okay, NOW this is getting inappropriate.’”
‘LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON’ LISTINGS (December 22, 2011-January 2, 2012)
December 23, 2011 by J!-ENT · Leave a Comment
Thursday, December 22 guests include Jerry O’Connell, David Alan Grier, Jeff Musial and musical guest The Rockettes. Show 0561
Friday, December 23 guests include Seth Meyers, Kim Wayans and musical guest The Muppets. Show 0562
**Monday, December 26 guests include Betty White, Jack Huston, Diggnation and musical guest Jimmy Cliff (OAD 11/28/11)
**Tuesday, December 27 guests include Zac Efron, Method Man and musical guest Coldplay (OAD 12/7/11)
**Wednesday, December 28 guests include Tom Cruise, Joshua Topolsky and musical guest Rufus Wainwright (OAD 12/20/11)
**Thursday, December 29 guests include Helen Mirren, Damon Wayans, Jr. and musical guest Paul Simon (OAD 4/7/11)
**Friday, December 30 guests include Robert De Niro, Bradley Cooper, Pauley Perrette and Chef Marcel Vigneron (OAD 3/18/11)
**Monday, January 2 guests include Tina Fey, Tom Welling and musical guest Twin Shadow (OAD 5/5/11)
These listings are subject to change.
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‘LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON’ LISTINGS (December 8-16, 2011)
December 9, 2011 by J!-ENT · Leave a Comment
Thursday, December 8 Guests include Ralph Fiennes, Shailene Woodley and musical guest Gym Class Heroes. Show 0556
Friday, December 9 Guests include Charlize Theron, Sheamus, Aretha Franklin and musical guest Aretha Franklin. Show 0557
**Monday, December 12 Repeat: Guests include Robert Pattinson, Mike White and musical guest Hunter Hayes. (OAD: 11/10/11)
**Tuesday, December 13 Repeat: Guests include Tracy Morgan, Mario Batali and Pablo Francisco. (OAD: 11/1/11)
**Wednesday, December 14 Repeat: Guests include Adam Sandler, Chris Martin and musical guest Beyonce. (OAD: 11/11/11)
**Thursday, December 15 Repeat: Guests include Martin Short, Kermit the Frog & Miss Piggy and Michael Stipe. (OAD: 11/16/11)
**Friday, December 16 Repeat: Guests include Maya Rudolph, Damian Lewis and Chef Richard Blais. (OAD: 12/2/11)
These listings are subject to change.
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“LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON” LISTINGS (December 6-9, 2011)
December 7, 2011 by J!-ENT · Leave a Comment
Tuesday, December 6 Guests include Sarah Jessica Parker, Patton Oswalt, Willow Smith and musical guest The Roots. Show 0554
**Wednesday, December 7 Guests include Zac Efron, Method Man and musical guest Coldplay. Salaam Remi sits in with The Roots Show 0555
Thursday, December 8 Guests include Ralph Fiennes, Shailene Woodley and musical guest Gym Class Heroes. Show 0556
Friday, December 9 Guests include Charlize Theron, Sheamus, Aretha Franklin and musical guest Aretha Franklin. Show 0557
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