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Jimmy Fallon on “Saturday Night Live”

April 16, 2017 by · Leave a Comment 

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE — “Jimmy Fallon” Episode 1722 — Pictured: (l-r) musical guest Harry Styles, host Jimmy Fallon, and guest Rachel Dratch during “Goodnights & Credits” on April 15, 2017 — (Photo by: Will Heath/NBC)

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE — “Jimmy Fallon” Episode 1722 — Pictured: (l-r) musical guest Harry Styles, host Jimmy Fallon, and guest Rachel Dratch during “Goodnights & Credits” on April 15, 2017 — (Photo by: Will Heath/NBC)

Saturday, April 15 on NBC (11:30 p.m.-1 a.m. ET)

2017 NBCUniversal Media, LLC

Actress Taylor Schilling during an interview with host Jimmy Fallon

June 15, 2015 by · Leave a Comment 

THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 0280 -- Pictured: (l-r) Actress Taylor Schilling during an interview with host Jimmy Fallon on June 15, 2015 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC)

THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON — Episode 0280 — Pictured: (l-r) Actress Taylor Schilling during an interview with host Jimmy Fallon on June 15, 2015 — (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC)

THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON — Episode 0280 — Pictured: (l-r) Actress Taylor Schilling during an interview with host Jimmy Fallon on June 15, 2015 — (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC)

Monday, June 15 on NBC (11:35 p.m.-12:35 a.m.)

JIMMY FALLON’S NEW ALBUM, “BLOW YOUR PANTS OFF”, TO BE RELEASED ON JUNE 12 In Addition, Fallon’s “Thank You Notes 2” Book Is Now a New York Times Bestseller

June 11, 2012 by · Leave a Comment 

UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. – June 11, 2012 – Jimmy Fallon’s highly anticipated second album, “Blow Your Pants Off,” debuts on June 12, 2012 from NBCUniversal Television Consumer Products Group and Warner Bros. Records/LoudMouth Entertainment. Featuring both original music and parody song favorites from “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon,” the album boasts a mind-blowing roster of guest stars that includes Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen, Justin Timberlake, Dave Matthews and more.

The album is available wherever music is sold, and online at www.nbcuniversalstore.com.

For more information, visit www.blowyourpantsoff.com. Track listings include:

1. Neil Young Sings “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”

2. History of Rap (featuring Justin Timberlake)

3. Tebowie

4. Scrambled Eggs (featuring Paul McCartney)

5. The Doors Sing “Reading Rainbow”

6. Balls In Your Mouth (featuring Eddie Vedder)

7. My Upstairs Neighbors Are Having Sex (And Listening to the Black Eyed Peas)

8. Bob Dylan Sings “Charles in Charge”

9. Walk of Shame (featuring Dave Matthews)

10. Slow Jam The News (featuring Brian Williams)

11. New French Girlfriend

12. Cougar Huntin’ (featuring Big & Rich)

13. You Spit When You Talk

14. Friday (featuring Stephen Colbert)

15. Neil Young Sings “Whip My Hair” (featuring Bruce Springsteen)

Fallon’s new book “Thank You Notes 2” was released on May 22 from NBCUniversal Television Consumer Products Group and Grand Central Publishing, and recently hit #1 on the New York Times Bestseller list. This is the second book based on Fallon’s popular “Thank You Notes” segment that airs every Friday on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.” In “Thank You Notes 2,” Fallon addresses over 150 new subjects with his undying gratitude, and the limited edition book features a sound chip that plays the “Thank You Notes” theme music.

Fallon is scheduled to appear on QVC® on Tuesday, June 12 at 10 pm (ET) to promote the release of both “Blow Your Pants Off” and “Thank You Notes 2.” The QVC version of “Blow Your Pants Off” includes two alternative tracks – “Jeremy (Linsanity)” and “Let Us Play With Your Look.”

The “Blow Your Pants Off” CD is available in two exclusive bundle packages on the NBC Online store at www.nbcuniversalstore.com. The “Blow Your Pants Off” package includes a blow your pants off t-Shirt along with a copy of the CD. The “Walk of Shame” package includes a walk of shame t-shirt, a walk of shame trucker hat, and “sunstache” sunglasses (plastic wayfarers with a dangling handlebar mustache featuring “Walk of Shame” on the contoured arms) in addition to the CD.

About NBCUniversal Television Consumer Products Group

NBCUniversal is a leader in providing entertainment programming to the domestic and international marketplaces. NBCUniversal Television Consumer Products Group manages all global ancillary television business endeavors for the NBCUniversal Television Group, including third-party home entertainment distribution, consumer products, musical soundtracks, special markets projects and the NBCUniversal Online Store. For the latest product updates and an overview of the properties managed by the group, visit the NBCUniversal Television Consumer Products portal at http://nbcuconsumerproducts.com.

About “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”

In March 2009, “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” made its broadcast debut with Fallon as the third host of the NBC comedy-talk franchise. The show serves as a platform for comedy, music and A-list talent out of NBC’s Rockefeller Center Studio 6B. The show continually garners attention for viral videos, audience games, and prominent guests. Fallon’s choice of house-band, The Roots, has been universally praised.

“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” is produced by Universal Media Studios and Broadway Video. Lorne Michaels is the executive producer. Michael Shoemaker produces. Gavin Purcell is supervising producer.

Fallon also serves as executive producer of NBC’s new fall comedy, “Guys with Kids.”

“LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON” QUOTABLES (OCTOBER 24-OCTOBER 28, 2011)

October 31, 2011 by · Leave a Comment 

“How are you guys feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! Hey, some political news. Today President Obama went to Las Vegas for a campaign fundraiser. He spent most of the visit working on his new economic recovery plan, (ROLLING DICE) ‘Come on, seven!’” (THROW)

“Did you see this? Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn’t made up his mind about whether he’ll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question… ‘Who was raising that question??’”

“This is cool. Yesterday was the tenth anniversary of the iPod’s debut. Or as most Americans put it, (TAKE OUT HEADPHONES) ‘I’m sorry, what’d you say?’”

“That’s right, the iPod’s been around for ten years – which is also the length of time it takes to detangle your iPod headphones.”

“Check this out. Last week, Starbucks unveiled a lighter-tasting coffee called ‘Starbucks Blonde Roast.’ You can tell it’s blonde, cuz it thinks ‘soy milk’ is just Spanish for ‘I am milk.’”

“This isn’t good. Walmart is planning to reduce its healthcare plan for new employees. Which explains why today, my greeter was like, ‘Hello, welcome to Walmart – would you mind checking out this mole?’”

“Listen to this. A judge ruled that the man who hacked into Scarlett Johansonn’s cell phone and stole nude photos, is no longer allowed to use the Internet. That’s right, they gave him AOL.”

“Get this. Mattel is facing criticism over a new Barbie that comes with permanent tattoos and pink hair. Daddy issues sold separately.”

“And finally, I just read that a bear broke into a candy store in Tennessee and started eating all the candy. That’s right, a live bear filled with candy – or as Sarah Palin calls that, ‘the best piñata ever.’”

“How are you guys feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! Oh man, these Republican debates just keep on coming. A group called the Texas Tea Party Patriots is hosting a debate next month where Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain will go head to head. While people watching that will go head to pillow.”

“Some more political news. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie announced that he will visit Israel next year. Yep, Christie hopes to visit the site of the Last Supper – you know, to see if there’s any leftovers.”

“That’s right, Chris Christie is going to Israel. He’s gonna be pretty disappointed when he finds out the Gaza Strip isn’t a steak.”

“Did you see this? President Obama just launched his own blog on the website Tumblr. Incidentally, ‘tumbler’ is what you call President Obama after looking at his poll numbers.”

“Hey, get this. An aquarium in Connecticut flew a whale in from Chicago in the hopes that he will mate with two female whales. Of course it wasn’t a good sign, when he was like (GAY), ‘Do you have any low-fat kelp? The regular kind goes STRAIGHT to my tail.’”

“Listen to this. A new study found that bacon and freshly baked bread are Americans’ favorite smells. Yeah, this morning instead of putting on cologne, I just rubbed my neck with a BLT. (The ladies love it. Chris Christie loves it too.)”

“This is interesting. I heard about a new iPhone app that helps you reduce stress and breathe slower. Yeah, I just installed it, and even my Angry Birds are like, (HIPPIE) ‘It’s all good, bro.’ (‘I told those pigs, live and let live.’)”

“This is just insane. A man in California got stuck in a child’s swing for nine hours after he made a bet with his friends and they ditched him. And for the record – (TO ROOTS) I’m still REALLY pissed at you guys for leaving me there.”

“And finally, some celebrity news. Last week, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber adopted a dog together. Not to be outdone, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie adopted Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber.”

“How are you guys feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! Hey, some big election news. In an interview last night, Rick Perry criticized Mitt Romney for flip-flopping on the issues. Romney said that Perry has no idea what he’s talking about. Then he added, ‘But he DOES know what he’s talking about.’”

“Did you see this? Yesterday, marijuana activists in San Francisco protested President Obama’s crackdown on weed. It’s weird when stoners protest – they’re like, (STONER) ‘Hell no, we won’t go, hell no we—wait, what time is it? 3 o’clock? Scooby Doo’s on, let’s go.’”

“This is weird. A company in England is coming out with a new perfume that smells like beer. Yeah, it’s called (DRAMATIC TO CAMERA) ‘Lohan.’”

“This is nice. It looks like two contestants on this season of ‘The Biggest Loser’ are now dating. Yeah, it’s cute – instead of ‘dinner and a movie,’ they do ‘dinner and three more dinners.’”

“The other day, they were spotted shopping for rings. Onion rings, but still.”

“She was like, ‘He went to Jared. From Subway.’”

“Get this. Last week, sixty Elvis impersonators were forced to evacuate a fundraiser after the fire alarm went off. Yeah, when they held the door for each other, it was like (ELVISES HOLDING DOORS) ‘Thank you very much!’ ‘Thank you very much!’ ‘Thank you very much!’ ‘Thank you very much!’”

“And finally, Sylvester Stallone is being sued for copying another writer’s screenplay to make ‘The Expendables.’ Yeah, you can tell from the part where Stallone blows up a fighter jet and then goes, (STALLONE) ‘Simba, one day all of this will be yours.’”

“How are you guys feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Hey, this is really cool. President Obama just announced a new student loan plan that will forgive debt after 20 years. Yeah, Obama said that forgiving debt is the most honorable thing someone can do. And then he repeated that in Chinese.”

“Some big business news. It’s estimated that Nintendo has lost one billion dollars in the last six months. It’s pretty bad – today I saw Luigi siphoning gas for his Mariokart.”

“But don’t worry – Nintendo has a great plan to turn things around – it’s called ‘Up up, down down, left-right, left-right, B-A, select start.’”

“Did you see this? A company in Illinois is selling a collectible baby doll of President Obama. It’s really cute—the doll can even say a few words…as long as it has a teleprompter.”

“And just so Republicans don’t complain, it comes with a birth certificate.”

“Get this. Two lawmakers in New York have proposed a bill that would make it a felony to sell knockoff maple syrup. Which is bad news for that one syrup brand, Cousin Jemima.”

“Check this out. This week, an eight-foot tall statue of a Lego man washed up on a beach in Florida. Officials aren’t sure what happened – they’re still trying to put all the pieces together.”

“Last week, a Delta passenger proposed to his girlfriend on the plane, after they met on a Delta flight back in 2010. Of course, since it’s Delta, they’ve actually just been stuck on that plane since 2010.”

“How are you guys feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! Hey, this is cool. Last night, President Obama had dinner with a U.S. postal worker who won a contest to meet him. The mailman was like, ‘Wow, someone who takes longer to deliver than I do!’”

“It was a long meal – every time Obama tried to pass the salt, it got rejected by Republicans.”

“Have you heard about this? Two lawmakers in New York have proposed a bill that would make it a felony to sell fake maple syrup and label it as the real thing. Or as one confused Occupy Wall Street protestor put it, (EXCITED) ‘WE DID IT!!! What? This isn’t about syrup?’”

”Hey, some election news. Michele Bachmann’s campaign is giving a new jacket to supporters who donate 75 dollars. And in honor of Bachmann’s poll numbers, they’re 100 percent down.”

“This is crazy. The East Coast is preparing for a snowstorm this weekend, right before Halloween. Which explains the most popular costume: slutty Eskimo.”

“Listen to this. Two brothers in Ohio are apparently running against each other for mayor. Yeah, their attack ads are pretty weird – it’s like, (AD VOICE) ‘My opponent says he’s fiscally responsible. But did you know he once traded a Barry Bonds rookie card for just two packs of Gushers?’ (Vote Brian, not Jason. Jason wets the bed.)”

“Check this out. I heard that Verizon’s ‘Can You Hear Me Now’ guy just came out of the closet. Though it was kinda weird when two thousand extras immediately came out of the closet behind him.”

“Some business news. There are reports that Google and Microsoft are competing with each other to buy Yahoo. Even Yahoo was like, (INCREDULOUS) ‘They are?!?’”

“Did you see this? Because of a mold problem in one of the dorms, a college in Maryland will move its students to a cruise ship. It’s a lot of fun – til Sunday morning, when you have to do the backstroke of shame.”

“And finally, I just saw this. There’s a movie theater here in New York that’s now serving alcohol. Or in other words, there’s finally a way to see Lindsay Lohan at the movies again.”

JAY LENO AND JIMMY FALLON ARE #1 VS. ABC AND CBS COMPETITION FOR THE LATE-NIGHT WEEK OF APRIL 25-29

May 5, 2011 by · Leave a Comment 

‘TONIGHT’ DELIVERS ITS BIGGEST 18-49 AND TOTAL-VIEWER RESULTS IN FIVE WEEKS, JIMMY GENERATES A 12-WEEK HIGH IN 18-49 AND A 19-WEEK HIGH IN TOTAL VIEWERS

SEASON TO DATE, ‘TONIGHT’ IS UP 19 PERCENT IN TOTAL VIEWERS VS. LAST YEAR AND JIMMY FALLON GROWS BY 14 PERCENT

‘LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY’ IS UP SEASON TO DATE BY 6 PERCENT IN 18-49 VIEWERS AND 17 PERCENT IN TOTAL VIEWERSUNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. – May 5, 2011 – NBC’s late-night lineup has delivered #1 finishes for the week of April 25-29, with “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” out-performing CBS’s “Late Show with David Letterman” and ABC’s combination of “Nightline” and “Jimmy Kimmel Live” in 18-49 viewers, total viewers and most other key ratings categories. At 12:35 a.m. ET, “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” topped CBS’s “Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” and ABC’s “Kimmel” in 18-49 viewers, total viewers and most other key categories. Note that “Late Late Show” was in rebroadcast Monday through Wednesday.

Jay delivered his biggest audiences in 18-49 and total viewers in five weeks (since the week of March 21-25), while Jimmy generated his top 18-49 viewership in 12 weeks (since January 31-February 4) and biggest overall audience in 19 weeks (December 13-17). Jay averaged 1.288 million adults 18-49 and 3.832 million viewers overall for the week, while Jimmy delivered 873,000 adults 18-49 and 1.900 million viewers overall. At 1:35 a.m. ET, “Last Call with Carson Daly” hit a five-week high in 18-49 viewers (526,000) and a 10-week high in total viewers (1.074 million).

So far during the 2010-11 television season versus the first 32 weeks of last season, “Tonight” is up by 19 percent in total viewers (3.856 million vs. 3.240 million), while “Late Show” is down 10 percent (3.558 million vs. 3.950 million). At 12:35 a.m. ET, Jimmy Fallon is up 14 percent versus his year-ago pace in total viewers (1.766 million vs. 1.546 million), while “Late Late Show” is down 7 percent (1.756 million vs. 1.883 million).

At 1:35 a.m. ET, “Last Call with Carson Daly” is up so far this season versus one year ago by 6 percent in 18-49 viewers (496,000 vs. 469,000) and up 17 percent in total viewers (992,000 vs. 851,000).

Jay Leno has ranked #1 for 30 of 32 weeks this season versus “Late Show” in viewers 18-49 and total viewers. Jimmy Fallon has ranked #1 versus “Late Late Show” in viewers 18-49 for 32 of 32 weeks this season. In total viewers, Jimmy has won 18 of the last 24 weeks versus “Late Late Show.”

WEEKLY AVERAGES

(According to in-home viewing figures from Nielsen Media Research for the week of April 25-29. Ratings reflect “live plus same day” data from Nielsen Media Research unless otherwise noted. Season-to-date figures are averages of “live plus seven day” data except for the two most recent weeks, which are “live plus same day.”)

ADULTS 18-49

11:35 p.m.-12:35 a.m. ET

NBC “Tonight,” 1.0 rating, 4 share

CBS “Late Show,” 0.8/3

11:35 p.m.-12:05 a.m. ET

ABC “Nightline,” 0.9/3

12:05-1:05 a.m. ET

ABC “Kimmel,” 0.5/2*

12:35-1:35 a.m. ET

NBC “Late Night,” 0.7/3

CBS “Late Late Show,” 0.5/3*

1:35-2:05 a.m. ET

NBC “Last Call,” 0.4/3*

TOTAL VIEWERS

11:35 p.m.-12:35 a.m. ET

NBC “Tonight,” 3.8 million viewers

CBS “Late Show,” 3.2 million viewers

11:35 p.m.-12:05 a.m. ET

ABC “Nightline,” 4.0 million viewers

12:05-1:05 a.m. ET

ABC “Kimmel,” 1.8 million viewers*

12:35-1:35 a.m. ET

NBC “Late Night,” 1.9 million viewers

CBS “Late Late Show,” 1.6 million viewers*

1:35-2:05 a.m. ET

NBC “Last Call,” 1.1 million viewers*


* “Late Late Show” was in rebroadcast Monday through Wednesday and Friday’s “Kimmel” was an encore. Thursday’s “Last Call” is excluded from these averages due to low clearances for coverage of the Royal Wedding.

SEASON TO DATE

ADULTS 18-49

11:35 p.m.-12:35 a.m. ET

NBC “Tonight,” 1.0 rating, 4 share

CBS “Late Show,” 0.9/4

11:35 p.m.-12:05 a.m. ET

ABC “Nightline,” 1.0/4

12:05-1:05 a.m. ET

ABC “Kimmel,” 0.5/3

12:35-1:35 a.m. ET

NBC “Late Night,” 0.6/3

CBS “Late Late Show,” 0.5/3

1:35-2:05 a.m. ET

NBC “Last Call,” 0.4/3

TOTAL VIEWERS

11:35 p.m.-12:35 a.m. ET

NBC “Tonight,” 3.9 million viewers

CBS “Late Show,” 3.6 million viewers

11:35 p.m.-12:05 a.m. ET

ABC “Nightline,” 4.0 million viewers

12:05-1:05 a.m. ET

ABC “Kimmel,” 1.7 million viewers

12:35-1:35 a.m. ET

NBC “Late Night,” 1.8 million viewers

CBS “Late Late Show,” 1.8 million viewers

1:35-2:05 a.m. ET

NBC “Last Call,” 1.0 million viewers

SELECTED CABLE RESULTS, WEEK OF APRIL 25-29:

NATIONAL ADULT 18-49 RATING

Comedy Central, 11-11:30 p.m. ET, “The Daily Show,” 0.7

Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m.-midnight ET, “The Colbert Report,” 0.6

TBS, 11 p.m.-midnight, “Conan,” 0.3 (in encore telecasts)

TBS, midnight-1 a.m., “Lopez Tonight,” 0.2 (in encore telecasts)

Adult Swim, 11:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m. ET, 1.0

Adult Swim, 12:30-1:30 a.m. ET, 0.6

Each adult 18-49 rating point equals 1.31 million viewers

TOTAL VIEWERS

Comedy Central, 11-11:30 p.m. “The Daily Show,” 1.7 million

Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m.-midnight ET, “The Colbert Report,” 1.2 million

TBS, 11 p.m.-midnight, “Conan,” 0.7 million (in encore telecasts)

TBS, midnight-1 a.m., “Lopez Tonight,” 0.4 million (in encore telecasts)

Adult Swim, 11:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m. ET, 2.3 million

Adult Swim, 12:30-1:30 a.m. ET, 1.4 million

JIMMY FALLON AND BEN & JERRY’S ANNOUNCE NEW ICE CREAM FLAVOR – LATE NIGHT SNACK

March 3, 2011 by · Leave a Comment 

NBCUniversal Television Consumer Products Joins With Popular Ice Cream Brand for Unique New Flavor Inspired by “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” Skit

“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” airs Monday – Friday on NBC (12:35 a.m. ET)

NEW YORK – March 3, 2011 – NBCUniversal Television Consumer Products Group and “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” are teaming with iconic ice cream company Ben & Jerry’s to introduce the new flavor entitled “Late Night Snack.” The unique new flavor features a rich vanilla bean ice cream with a salty caramel swirl and crunchy fudge covered potato chip clusters – the perfect mix of salt and sweet for a late night snack. The concoction was inspired by a “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” skit in which Fallon and house band The Roots performed an original song, “Ladysmith Snack Mambazo,” about Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. Late Night Snack begins arriving in supermarkets and Ben & Jerry’s locations around the country this week.

The research and development team at Ben & Jerry’s had long considered a flavor with potato chips in some fashion. After initial talks with Fallon, who suggested fudge covered potato chips as a chunk in his flavor, the Flavor Gurus at Ben & Jerry’s knew they had to make the combination work.

“When we learned that Jimmy Fallon was a fan of Ben & Jerry’s, and he was willing to support the Fair Trade effort, we jumped at the chance to develop a new flavor inspired by his skit,” said Ben & Jerry’s Co-founder Jerry Greenfield. “Our team came up with a truly unique flavor that is one-of-a-kind, just like Fallon!”

“Having our own flavor of Ben and Jerry’s gives everyone here at ‘Late Night’ an excuse to do what we were doing anyway, staying up late and eating pint after pint of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. Only now we can call it ‘research,’” said Fallon. “And we came up with the perfect combo of salty and sweet. I can’t wait for people to try it!”

“It’s been really fun working with Ben & Jerry’s on Jimmy’s concept for Late Night Snack,” said Kim Niemi, Senior Vice President, NBC Universal Television Consumer Products. “With this partnership, ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ has a great opportunity to create something delicious and do something good – by joining in the efforts to encourage Fair Trade food practices.”

In February 2010 Ben & Jerry’s pledged to convert its product line to Fair Trade certified by 2013. Fair Trade supports fair wages, a safe work environment, sustainability for the land, animal husbandry and community development for farming communities. Accordingly, Late Night Snack is made with Fair Trade vanilla in the vanilla ice cream and Fair Trade cocoa in the potato chip cluster fudge coating. NBC and Fallon have pledged their share of the proceeds to Fair Trade Universities to encourage the use of Fair Trade products on campuses around the country.

For more information on Ben & Jerry’s or to find your local Scoop Shop, visit www.benjerry.com.

About “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”

In March 2009, “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” made its broadcast debut with Fallon as the third host of the NBC comedy-talk franchise. The show serves as a platform for comedy, music and A-list talent out of NBC’s Rockefeller Center Studio 6B. The show continually garners attention for viral videos, audience games, and prominent guests. Fallon’s choice of house-band, The Roots, has been universally praised.

“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” is produced by Universal Media Studios and Broadway Video. Lorne Michaels is the executive producer. Michael Shoemaker produces. Gavin Purcell co-produces.

For more Late Night, please visit http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/.

About Ben & Jerry’s

Ben & Jerry’s produces a wide variety of super-premium ice cream and ice cream novelties, using high-quality ingredients including milk and cream from family farmers who do not treat their cows with the synthetic hormone rBGH. The company states its position on rBGH* on its labels. Ben and Jerry’s products are distributed nationwide and in selected foreign countries in supermarkets, grocery stores, convenience stores, franchise Ben & Jerry’s Scoop Shops, restaurants and other venues. Ben & Jerry’s, a Vermont corporation and wholly-owned subsidiary of Unilever, operates its business on a three-part Mission Statement emphasizing product quality, economic reward and a commitment to the community. Contributions made via the employee-led Ben & Jerry’s Foundation in 2010 totaled over $1.8 million. Additionally, the company makes significant product donations to community groups and nonprofits both in Vermont and across the nation. The purpose of Ben & Jerry’s philanthropy is to support the founding values of the company: economic and social justice, environmental restoration and peace through understanding, and to support our Vermont communities. For the full scoop on all Ben & Jerry’s Scoop Shop locations and fabulous flavors, visit www.benjerry.com.

* The FDA has said no significant difference has been shown and no test can now distinguish between milk from rBGH treated cows and untreated cows. Not all the suppliers of our other ingredients can promise that the milk they use comes from untreated cows.

JIMMY FALLON GUEST CO-HOSTS THE FOURTH HOUR OF ‘TODAY’

January 12, 2011 by · Leave a Comment 

NEW YORK – January 12, 2011 – – The “happy hour” of “Today” gets a little funnier tomorrow as late night and morning TV unite. Jimmy Fallon will start his day early to join Hoda Kotb as guest co-host of the fourth hour of “Today,” Thursday, January 13. Fallon will fill-in for Kathie Lee Gifford, who has the day off.

LISTINGS FOR “LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON” (December 10-17)

December 7, 2010 by · Leave a Comment 

Tuesday, December 7 Guests include Michael C. Hall, Busy Phillips and musical guest R. Kelly Show 0356

Wednesday, December 8 Guests include Amy Adams, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Adam Ferrera Show 0357

**Thursday, December 9 Guests include Paul McCartney, Nick Cannon and musical guest Robert Plant Show 0358

Friday, December 10 Guests include Kirsten Dunst, Dee Snider and musical guest Maroon 5 Show 0359

Monday, December 13 Guests include Jessica Alba, Colin Quinn, Evan Wells & Christophe Balestra for PS3 Uncharted 3 and musical guest Stephen Bishop Show 0360

**Tuesday, December 14 Guests include Bette Midler, Rula Jebreal and musical guest Pegi Young Show 0361

Wednesday, December 15 Guests include Ben Stiller, The Miz and musical guest Annie Lennox Show 0362

Thursday, December 16 Guests include Paul Rudd, Jon Lovitz and musical guest Aloe Blacc Show 0363

Friday, December 17 Guests include Jeff Bridges and Blyth Danner Show 0364

These listings are subject to change.

**denotes changes or additions.

QUOTABLES FROM “LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON” July 19 – July 23

July 27, 2010 by · Leave a Comment 

“How are you guys feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Let’s get right to the news. More problems with the oil spill. Apparently now there’s some seeping around the well. BP executive Doug Suttles said that his company was “not seeing any problems” with the containment cap. Yeah, it’s probably hard to see anything with all that OIL in the way.”

“This is pretty cool. Stars from some of the biggest Broadway musicals performed at the White House tonight. But it was Obama who stole the show with his rendition of “Promises, Promises …Promises…Promises…and more promises.”

“That’s right, the Obamas invited Broadway stars to perform at the White House. Unfortunately, things got a little awkward when Barack told one lady how great she was in “Wicked,” then realized it was just Pelosi. That’s awkward. Makes for a long night.”

“I don’t even know what to make of this. Bristol Palin wants Levi Johnston to wear a camouflage vest at their wedding next month. When she heard that, Sarah Palin was like, “That’s fine, I wasn’t planning on aiming that high anyway.”

“This is exciting. Malia Obama is about to go to summer camp for the first time. And you can tell that Michelle picked out the camp. Whenever they make S’mores, they just melt zucchini in between two Wheat Thins.”

“Can you imagine that? You’re a ten-year-old boy trying to sneak over to the girl’s camp and you get taken down by Navy SEALS.”

“Speaking of camp, I just read about a summer camp in South Korea where parents send their kids to learn discipline. The camp is called North Korea.”

“Listen to this. Chicago’s Museum of Science and Industry is paying a person 10 thousand dollars to live there for 30 days. The museum calls it a study in human behavior, while Jon Gosselin calls it “the break I’ve been waiting for.”

“Hey, congratulations to South African golfer Louis Oost-hazen who won the British Open yesterday by seven strokes! Afterwards, Oost-hazen was like, “I’m a little surprised. I mean, I’ve never even heard of me.”

“Check this out. A new study found that women are at their most beautiful when they are 31. Doesn’t really tell us much, except how old the researcher’s wife is. “You’re the most beautiful right now, honey. I have scientific research to prove it!”

“That’s right, new research found that women are at their most beautiful when they are 31. Roman Polanski was like, “I think you have that backwards.”

“This is pretty crazy. An Amish man was arrested this weekend for leading police on a mile-long chase with his horse-and-buggy. Yeah, his name is Old Jebediah, but his friends just call him O.J.”

“Hey, you guys… Facebook is expected to reach 500 million users sometime this week. Which, of course, is great news for America’s fake farming industry.”

“Did you hear this? It’s rumored that Mel Gibson may permanently move to Australia. Which, of course, raises the question – when you flush a career down the toilet there, does it go in the opposite direction?”

“And finally, there’s a new company in Switzerland that will send a bike messenger to your house with condoms whenever you need some. Call me crazy, but I’m not sure you should trust a condom from the country that brought us Swiss cheese.”

“How are you guys feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Let’s get right to the news! Yesterday, President Obama thanked the WNBA champions the Phoenix Mercury for showing his daughters that they can be athletic and still be attractive. And then Michelle Obama said, “AHEM!”

“At a campaign event yesterday, Joe Biden called Nancy Pelosi “the mother of health care.” And I guess Pelosi’s tackling other problems too, cuz Biden also called her “the MILF of the oil spilf.”

“Did you hear this? Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer, Robert Shapiro – who was famous for representing O.J. Simpson – he quit just a few hours before she went to jail. That’s gotta sting when your lawyer goes, “I can’t handle you anymore – why can’t you be more like O.J. Simpson?”

“This is an amazing story, a black couple in Britain just had a white baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. The father called the baby “simply unexplainable” while the mother called the father “unbelievably gullible.”

“This kind of thing is actually more common than you’d think…according to the couple’s white friend.”

“I just read about this. A school in Massachusetts is facing criticism for sending kids home with “fat report cards” that alert their parents to obesity issues. That’s gotta be confusing. “Well Gary, the good news is you got an A; the bad news is, it’s between an F and a T.”

“Hey, you guys…JWoww from “Jersey Shore” is in the August issue of Maxim wearing a bikini. The only other way you can see her in a bikini is if you have a TV or eyeballs.”

“This is kinda weird. A lot of city governments across the country are renting police officers to save money. That doesn’t sound like a city government; that sounds like a bachelorette party. “You girls are under arrest…for being hot!”

“I can’t believe this. The police were called in Texas yesterday when a low-flying plane dropped duffel bags with marijuana on several houses. Wait, when someone drops a bag of weed on your house, you don’t call the cops – you call Papa John’s.”

“That’s right, duffel bags full of marijuana were dropped on houses by a plane. That must’ve been weird for anyone who was already high. “Dude, I may be stoned right now, but I’m pretty sure God just totally hooked us up.”

“Nintendo Wii is going to release a “Glee” version of Karaoke Revolution that will let you interact with music and characters from the show. It also has a feature where, if one of your friends walks into the room, it turns into Call of Duty.”

“I also heard that the F. Scott Fitzgerald novel “The Great Gatsby” is being turned into a video game. Yeah, you can tell the video game is about “The Great Gatsby,” because no one will ever really play it, but still claim it’s one of their favorites on Facebook.”

“Speaking of Facebook, there’s a new computer program that can delete all mentions of your ex from your Facebook page. Yeah, the program is called, “your new girlfriend.” “You’re not talking to her! You are not friends with her!”
“And finally, I don’t even know what to make of this. A man in Iowa was arrested and taken to jail after he punched another man who refused to hug him. Confusing. On the bright side: once he got to jail, he got MORE than his share of hugs.”

“How are you guys feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Let’s get right to the news. The big comic book convention, Comic-Con starts tomorrow in San Diego. This is a week-long convention of comic books, science fiction, video games, and other forms of birth control.”

“British Prime Minister David Cameron is visiting the U.S. and yesterday he and President Obama gave each other pieces of art. That really wasn’t necessary, Britain. You’ve already given us a HUGE oil painting.”

“Yeah, they’re still trying fix this whole oil mess, but yesterday BP vice president Kent Wells said that “Everything’s looking good.” Yeah then someone turned him around and he was like “Holy crap! Look at all this oil! You’ve got to be kidding me!”

“I read about this. The FAA is ordering airlines to inspect more than 100 Boeing planes for cracks that could cause engines to fall off. Yeah, that’s what you want to hear right before your flight. “Ladies and gentlemen this is your Captain speaking. It’s gonna be a few minutes here, as we check to make sure the engine won’t FALL OFF.” “We’re worried one of the engines may fall off so we’ll be a couple minutes.”

“This is pretty crazy. A man in Colorado designed a car where passengers sit on two toilet seats. It’s great. When a cop pulls you over, and knocks on your window, you can just yell, “Someone’s in here!”

“Check this out. The Dr. Seuss book “Green Eggs and Ham” is now available as an iPhone app. Yeah, they hope this will take your mind off the fact you cannot, will not make a call – you cannot, will not in the mall. You cannot, will not buy an app…you cannot, should not buy this piece of…and it ends there.”

“Happy birthday to actor Robin Williams, who turned 59 today. We love Robin Williams. Very funny guy. He celebrated by doing a twenty-minute routine about his cake. “Look at those flames, it’s like a bunch of bunch of people trying to get Frankenstein out of the frosting – yes – I feel like Jay-Z, I got 59 candles but a wick ain’t one – yes – that’s a lot of fire, even the head of BP’s going “stop wasting fuel!” –“Yeah, just blow out the candles.”

“And finally, Sports Illustrated just reported that Tiger Woods made 90 million dollars over the last year. Or as Elin Nordegren calls it, $45 million dollars.”

“How are you guys feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Let’s get right to the news! President Obama and his family are going on vacation in the Gulf Coast next month. Of course, the Gulf Coast is a lovely place to sit back and relax – just ask BP.”

“Here’s some business news. Starbucks’ profits went up 37 percent in the third quarter of this year. They say they owe the increase to their new strategy of opening a Starbucks inside an existing Starbucks.”

“I just read about this. There’s a new application on your phone that lets you connect to a car dealership and buy a car from your iPhone. And you thought it was bad when you accidentally butt-dialed your ex girlfriend. Crap! I just bought a BMW!”

“An iPhone app to buy a car. That seems like a great idea during the day, and a terrible idea at 3am when you’re wasted. “Hell yeah I want a yellow Altima with racing stripes!”

“Did you see this? Yesterday, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said that the economy is “unusually uncertain.” “Unusually Uncertain?” That doesn’t sound like an economic update – that sounds like a Hugh Grant movie that your girlfriend would drag you to. “She’s a girl working at a flower shop…and He’s one of her customers…but this March…it’s love that will blossom…leaving them both…Unusually Uncertain.”

“Tim Gunn from “Project Runway” sat next to Michelle Obama during a luncheon at the White House yesterday. It was going pretty well until he looked at Michelle’s dress and said, “this worries me.”

“Check this out. Parents in Georgia want a middle school to ban tee ball after a 14-year-old boy hurt his shoulder in gym class. In a statement, the parents said, “School should be a place where kids can learn and safely grow up into wussies.”

“That’s right, parents want a middle school to ban tee ball cuz a 14-year-old boy hurt his shoulder. I don’t know what makes you more of a nerd…wanting to ban t-ball, or still playing t-ball when you’re FOURTEEN.”

“Get this. Yesterday in France, there were no injuries when a passenger train hit a truck full of shampoo. However, some of the passengers are believed to be in critical conditioner.”
“And finally, two more massage therapists are coming forward and accusing Al Gore of sexual misconduct. One woman said that Gore stood naked in front of her, pointed south, and said “take care of this.” Even Bill Clinton was like “the student has surpassed the master.”

“How are you guys feeling tonight? Welcome to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon everybody. Let’s get right to the news. I don’t even know what to make of this. There’s a report that Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin are taking their families camping together in Alaska. And it must be true, because Sarah Palin hasn’t refudiated it yet.”

“The Gosselin kids are gonna love camping—sleeping outdoors, heating up canned beans…it’ll be just like visiting their dad.”

“That’s right, Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin are taking their families camping together. That shouldn’t be too confusing. “Bristol, Piper, these are the twins. Track, Jacket, the sextuplets. Alexis, Colin, Leah, this is Tissue, Tissue, this is Gortex. Gortex, this is the cute kid with the glasses. Have you met him? Track, watch it! Jacket, get over here… Track! Tissue, go over and apologize to Gortex.”

“Check this out. A woman from Washington is suing American Airlines for 5 million dollars after they lost her luggage. Yeah, when the airline said that’s a ridiculous amount of money for luggage, she was like “now you know how WE feel.”

“I just heard about this. Justin Bieber will make his acting debut on the season premiere of “CSI.” Yeah, the CSI team will follow a series of complicated clues and finally find out what Bieber’s forehead looks like.”

“A man dressed as Darth Vader robbed a bank in Long Island this week. Today, the bank’s manager issued a statement, saying, “Catch him, we must.”

“Listen to this. A new survey found that more parents are teaching their babies sign language before they learn how to talk. Yeah, babies’ favorite word in sign language? Whatever putting your whole hand in your mouth means.”

“Did you hear about this? Apple says that it’s delaying the release of the white iPhone 4 because they’re more difficult to manufacture than expected. Really? You made a phone that lets you surf the Internet, compose music, and video chat with your friend in Argentina, but you can’t quite figure out how to change the color? Have you tried PAINT? ‘Cause paint usually works.”

“A Burger King employee in Long Island was arrested for selling crack in the restaurant’s parking lot. Yeah, most people turned him down though – they were like “No thanks, that stuff’ll kill you. Can I get a double whopper with cheese and bacon, two onion rings and a milkshake? And have it my way, so put the onion rings IN the milkshake, thanks. That is dangerous.”

JIMMY FALLON NAMED HOST OF THE ‘62nd PRIMETIME EMMY® AWARDS’ AIRING LIVE COAST-TO-COAST ON NBC SUNDAY, AUGUST 29

May 5, 2010 by · Leave a Comment 

UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. – May 4, 2010 – Comedian, writer and talk show host Jimmy Fallon (NBC’s “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”) has been named host of the “62nd Primetime Emmy® Awards” airing live coast-to-coast on NBC, Sunday, August 29 (5-8 p.m. PT, 8-11 p.m. ET).

The announcement was made jointly today by Paul Telegdy, Executive Vice President, Alternative Programming, NBC and Universal Media Studios, and John Shaffner, Chairman and CEO, the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences.

“Jimmy was the natural choice as one of the most promising and likable young entertainers who will now have the chance to display his many talents on television’s biggest night,” said Telegdy. “His proven skills as a comedian and host — as well as his openness to new ideas — will fully engage audiences and ultimately deliver a lively Emmy telecast.”

“Jimmy Fallon provided one of the most memorable and talked about moments from last year’s Emmy telecast,” said John Shaffner. “He is a bright, insightful and energetic entertainer who made his name performing on live television, and we welcome him to host our annual celebration of great television as the show returns to broadcasting live coast to coast.”

“Jimmy has many talents. He can sing, he can dance, he does impersonations, and he does it gracefully and with ease,” said executive producer Don Mischer. “I think he’ll make a terrific host and we are really looking forward to working with him.”

“Hosting the Emmys has been a dream of mine ever since they told me I was doing it,” said Jimmy Fallon.

Fallon first garnered attention in 1998 when he joined the cast of “Saturday Night Live” and quickly became an audience favorite during his six-year run with the show. In 2000, Fallon became the co-anchor of the popular segment “Weekend Update” alongside Tina Fey. Fallon is a two-time host of the MTV Movie Awards and also hosted the MTV Video Music Awards. Fallon made his feature film debut in Cameron Crowe’s rock ‘n roll road film, “Almost Famous,” and starred in the Farrelly Brothers’ romantic comedy, “Fever Pitch,” opposite Drew Barrymore.

“The 62nd Primetime Emmy® Awards” will be produced by Don Mischer Productions. Don Mischer is the executive producer.

Nominations for the awards will be announced Thursday, July 8 at 5:40 a.m. (PT) from the Leonard H. Goldenson Theatre at the headquarters for the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences in North Hollywood, Calif.

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