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Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones, stars of the hit CBS comedy series “Two and a Half Men,” present the “Top Ten Reasons to Watch the New Season of ‘Two and a Half Men’” on the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, Thursday, Sept. 8. The stars present the Top Ten List via satellite from the “Two and a Half Men” set in Burbank, Calif.

Among the items they present are number 5, read by Cryer: “This season, we’ll reveal who the mother is”; number 4, read by Kutcher: “We’re switching to metric, so it’ll be ‘4.023 Men’”; and number 3, read by Jones: “I’m thirty-five ***damn years old.” The stars’ entire Top Ten List will be broadcast on the LATE SHOW tonight (11:35 PM-12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

Kutcher joins Cryer and Jones on hit CBS comedy as Walden Schmidt, an internet billionaire with a broken heart, on the ninth season premiere of “Two and a Half Men,” which will be broadcast Monday, Sept. 19 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

Also featured on the LATE SHOW tonight are actor Michael J. Fox, comedian Jim McDonald and a performance by music guest John Doe.

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