[As presented on the Monday, August 30 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM‑12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]
10.      Get to chat with memorable celebrities like whoever the hell was on last night.
9.        No one listens to me anywhere else.
8.        CBS nurse not stingy with the Demerol.
7.        To date have helped bring over 1,500 fugitives to justice.
6.        It helped me meet Justin Bieber – OMG!
5.        At my age, marquee with my name on it helps me remember where I work.
4.        I get to work with the great Tom Herrmann.
3.        It still beats a Chinese traffic jam.
2.        I love wearing makeup.
1.        Conan tells me to just be thankful I have a show.
The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan, Maria Pope, Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.